
DIY-ing it? You’re too busy to build flows that convert (or even get sent).
Hiring freelancers? Total hit-or-miss. They ghost, go off-brand, or don’t know Klaviyo.
Working with agencies? Overpriced. Overcomplicated. And who’s even doing the work?

We’re not an agency. We’re the "Dogs Of Commerce". A loyal, hard-working freelance duo -- dedicated to fetching results.Andrew (strategy, copywriting, flows) and Zuzi (UX, design, brand voice), working side-by-side to make your emails print money—and look damn good doing it.Our secret sauce?Respect-Based Marketing. Because email shouldn’t just sell—it should build loyalty, trust, and long-term customers.
On-brand nurture, lifecycle, and promo flows designed to feel like conversations, not sales blasts.Why that’s better: Your list becomes your biggest source of brand advocates (and revenue).
List cleaning, segmentation, automations—all handled by pros who know how to convert.Why that’s better: Land in the primary tab and hit the right customer with the right message, every time.
Transparent reporting. Weekly updates. Email calendars. We show you what’s working (and what’s next).Why that’s better: Know where your email revenue comes from. Hold us to results. And yes—you can leave anytime.

"As a result we're able to consistently close over $50,000 packages every month." - Sean Casto PreApps
“One area that has always impressed me are dates, timelines and attention to detail .” - Byron Trzeciak PixelRush
“I've gotten a 20x ROI. I've used analytics and seen that people have gone through my autoresponder sequence and then landed on my page and converted.” - Justin Thomas Journey Engine